SPAM MAKES A STEP ON
We all have been discovering a lot of stuff about the Spam world nowadays. But some weeks ago, The Spam Co. decided to refresh their webpage and to include new stuff available that you can add to the cart easily by their GIFT section.
TheMagicDuo Company, which is very interested in SPAM, has selected a list of new REAL products (if we write REAL in bold and capital letters is because it is seriously REAL) that could be flabbergasting for common people (like us).
Here’s a list of the stuff you can buy via Internet:
DAILY LIFE THINGS:
AN EGG SLICER
Do not worry if you hadn’t got one, here’s one made by Spam designers!
A JOKE BOOK
Don’t wonder how much funny would be their jokes…
A WINE CUP
Elegant, smart, elegant, made of glass, elegant and empty.
AN ELEGANT PIN
Love it. isn’t it gorgeous?
A COLLECTABLE SPOON
You can mix coffee with milk and the result will be a spam-light-coffee!
AN INTELLIGENT BAG
Easy to be broken. Discreet and lovely.
A POCKET LASER
Focus it directly to a piece of Spam! It will become red!
A DIRTY GLASS MADE OF PAPER
Really useful. All kind of tasty drinks will be disgusting thanks to Spam!
A POTATO SLICER
Why do a potato slicer have the word spam in it? Because it’s cool!
AN OLD BELL
You can tell your neighbors when’s the Spam time (like the Tea time but with Spam)
A LETTER OPENER
It’s unusual and strange. Don’t know how to use it…
SOME WHINE CHAINS
Every kind of expensive California Whine will become lower-quality with that!
A CUTE PIG FULL OF SPAM INSTEAD OF MONEY
You can fill it with little slices of Spam. It will be smelly but don’t care!
ANOTHER PIN (BUT THIS IS MORE COLORFUL)
Very, very, very, very elegant smart and discreet. And serious. I ALWAYS wear it.
You’ll be protected from the rain. This plastic is made of spam pork rests.
THAT’S STRANGE, DON’T KNOW SURELY WHAT IT IS
You can put it in some finger or just put it as a hat…
A SPAM MAGNETIC CLIP
From now till ever your homework will always smell like Spam!
SOME SPAM PLAYING CARDS
Horrible but funny. The joker is a piece of rotten Spam…
THE SPORTS WORLD
SOME FUNNY GOLF BALLS
Everywhere you go, everybody you are with, every hole you play, would know from whom are those balls…
A SIMPLE PLASTIC BEACH BALL
Full of Spam gas. If it explodes you’ll feel as if you were breathing Spam.
AN UGLY RUBBER BALL
Really horrible. I don’t like my kids to play with it.
The keeper would be trying to read what’s the word written in the ball, so everybody will score a goal!
Full of Spam, of course, apart of that… anything to say.
THE UNEXPECTED GOLF MASTER KIT!!!
Available in eight colors including Spam color and yellow.
A LOW-QUALITY BALL
Made of shit. You can break it only by looking at it directly.
SOME TENNIS BALLS
High quality, but customized. They smell like Spam.
A RUGBY BALL
The plastic-rubber-american-football-rugby-ball is available in only one color: the official colors of Spam (apart from shit color, of course!).
THE FISHING… THING…
You won’t catch any fish cause it will afraid them…
SAME AS ABOVE BUT MORE FISH-SHAPED
Probably the most glamourous plastic fish in the sea.
THE BEST MAGICDUO SPAM SELLECTION 2013
THE CRISTAL SNOWBALL OF SPAM!!!
Yawh! The perfect gift to bring to a disgusting person…
THE BLUE COLORED SPAM LIPSTICK!
Your lips will smell like blue Spam and your kisses will become nightmares to everybody you kiss!
THE COOL SPAM TATTOO!!!!!!
Cool… you should tattoo it in your heart as a sign of fidelity to the brand…
THE 2 DOLLARED SPAM WATCH
What time is it? Spam o’clock! Half past Spam! Ten to Spam!
THE ITALIAN DESIGN SPAM BRACELLET!!!
Unbreakable Spam iron assembled in China.
THE GORGEOUS SPAM EARINGS
Ugly after all… But anybody would have it, You’ll be special!
THE OFFICIAL OLYMPIC SPAM T-SHIRT!!
Spam burger in your body’s cool! Fight for your team!
THE LOVELY FLIP FLOPS!
Every step you make, every word you print in the sand. Everybody will know who has been walking in the beach!
THE SMART TIE NUMBER ONE
Spam on the clouds! That’s the really philosophic meaning of life…
THE SPAM FRAGRANCE AIR FRESHER!
Yea! We’ve been saying all the time sentences like “it will smell like spam” or “it’s smelly and disgusting” or “it’s full of rotten Spam!”… So what the hell you’ve made an official air freshener of SPAM?!?!?!
SOME SPAM BALLOONS
For the party you’ve ever dreamed to have.
THE SECOND SPAM TIE WITH PIGS DANCING AROUND SPAM SANDWICHES
The designer made it while he was smoking LSD…
THE MOSQUITO KILL MACHINE OF SPAM!
A digne death…
THE BIGFOOT SPAM POSTCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That’s the most flabbergasting object in the shop. They’re ill…
THE SOCKS WITH SPAM FRAGRANCE
Some advice: don’t let anybody see them.
AND THE OFFICIAL SPAM-MAN DRESS!!!!!!!!
Yea man!! I have some new stuff for the dress party! They will be very surprised!!
THIS IS, AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE REAL !!!!!!!!!!
If you still haven’t believed it, click the “REAL” above.