SPAM! Chapter 2

SPAM MAKES A STEP ON

We all have been discovering a lot of stuff about the Spam world nowadays. But some weeks ago, The Spam Co. decided to refresh their webpage and to include new stuff available that you can add to the cart easily by their GIFT section.

TheMagicDuo Company, which is very interested in SPAM, has selected a list of new REAL products (if we write REAL in bold and capital letters is because it is seriously REAL) that could be flabbergasting for common people (like us).

Here’s a list of the stuff you can buy via Internet:

DAILY LIFE THINGS:

AN EGG SLICER

6129

Do not worry if you hadn’t got one, here’s one made by Spam designers!

A JOKE BOOK

6179

Don’t wonder how much funny would be their jokes…

A WINE CUP

6287

Elegant, smart, elegant,  made of glass, elegant and empty.

AN ELEGANT PIN

6437

Love it. isn’t it gorgeous?

A COLLECTABLE SPOON

6517

You can mix coffee with milk and the result will be a spam-light-coffee!

AN INTELLIGENT BAG

6277

Easy to be broken. Discreet and lovely.

A POCKET LASER

6322R

Focus it directly to a piece of Spam! It will become red!

A DIRTY GLASS MADE OF PAPER

6340

 

Really useful. All kind of tasty drinks will be disgusting thanks to Spam!

A POTATO SLICER

6055

 

Why do a potato slicer have the word spam in it? Because it’s cool!

AN OLD BELL

6339

 

You can tell your neighbors when’s the Spam time (like the Tea time but with Spam)

A LETTER OPENER

6321

 

It’s unusual and strange. Don’t know how to use it…

SOME WHINE CHAINS

6449

 

Every kind of expensive California Whine will become lower-quality with that!

A CUTE PIG FULL OF SPAM INSTEAD OF MONEY

6166

 

You can fill it with little slices of Spam. It will be smelly but don’t care! 

ANOTHER PIN (BUT THIS IS MORE COLORFUL)

6603

 

Very, very, very, very elegant smart and discreet. And serious. I ALWAYS wear it.

AN UMBRELLA

6246

 

You’ll be protected from the rain. This plastic is made of spam pork rests.

THAT’S STRANGE, DON’T KNOW SURELY WHAT IT IS

6422S

 

You can put it in some finger or just put it as a hat…

A SPAM MAGNETIC CLIP

6314

 

From now till ever your homework will always smell like Spam!

SOME SPAM PLAYING CARDS

6345

 

Horrible but funny. The joker is a piece of rotten Spam…

THE SPORTS WORLD

SOME FUNNY GOLF BALLS

6026

Everywhere you go, everybody you are with, every hole you play, would know from whom are those balls…

 

A SIMPLE PLASTIC BEACH BALL

6456C

Full of Spam gas. If it explodes you’ll feel as if you were breathing Spam.

 

AN UGLY RUBBER BALL

6787

Really horrible. I don’t like my kids to play with it.

 

SOCCER BALL

6604

The keeper would be trying to read what’s the word written in the ball, so everybody will score a goal!

 

BASEBALL

6009

Full of Spam, of course, apart of that… anything to say.

 

THE UNEXPECTED GOLF MASTER KIT!!!

6509

Available in eight colors including Spam color and yellow.

 

A LOW-QUALITY BALL

6733

Made of shit. You can break it only by looking at it directly.

 

SOME TENNIS BALLS

6200

High quality, but customized. They smell like Spam.

 

A RUGBY BALL

6602

The plastic-rubber-american-football-rugby-ball is available in only one color: the official colors of Spam (apart from shit color, of course!).

 

THE FISHING… THING…

6483

You won’t catch any fish cause it will afraid them…

 

SAME AS ABOVE BUT MORE FISH-SHAPED

6565

 

Probably the most glamourous plastic fish in the sea.

THE BEST MAGICDUO SPAM SELLECTION 2013

THE CRISTAL SNOWBALL OF SPAM!!!

6317

 

Yawh! The perfect gift to bring to a disgusting person…

THE BLUE COLORED SPAM LIPSTICK!

6783

Your lips will smell like blue Spam and your kisses will become nightmares to everybody you kiss!

 

THE COOL SPAM TATTOO!!!!!!

6001

Cool… you should tattoo it in your heart as a sign of fidelity to the brand…

 

THE 2 DOLLARED SPAM WATCH

6133

What time is it? Spam o’clock! Half past Spam! Ten to Spam!

 

THE ITALIAN DESIGN SPAM BRACELLET!!!

6150

Unbreakable Spam iron assembled in China.

 

THE GORGEOUS SPAM EARINGS

6177

Ugly after all… But anybody would have it, You’ll be special!

 

THE OFFICIAL OLYMPIC SPAM T-SHIRT!!

6312

Spam burger in your body’s cool! Fight for your team!

 

THE LOVELY FLIP FLOPS!

6438

Every step you make, every word you print in the sand. Everybody will know who has been walking in the beach!

 

THE SMART TIE NUMBER ONE

6679

Spam on the clouds! That’s the really philosophic meaning of life…

 

THE SPAM FRAGRANCE AIR FRESHER!

6719

Yea! We’ve been saying all the time sentences like “it will smell like spam” or “it’s smelly and disgusting” or “it’s full of rotten Spam!”… So what the hell you’ve made an official air freshener of SPAM?!?!?!

 

SOME SPAM BALLOONS

6382

For the party you’ve ever dreamed to have.

 

THE SECOND SPAM TIE WITH PIGS DANCING AROUND SPAM SANDWICHES

6629

The designer made it while he was smoking LSD…

 

THE MOSQUITO KILL MACHINE OF SPAM!

6723

A digne death…

 

THE BIGFOOT SPAM POSTCARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

6854

 

That’s the most flabbergasting object in the shop. They’re ill…

THE SOCKS WITH SPAM FRAGRANCE

6859 

Some advice: don’t let anybody see them.

AND THE OFFICIAL SPAM-MAN DRESS!!!!!!!!

6900 -1

 

Yea man!! I have some new stuff for the dress party! They will be very surprised!!

 

THIS IS, AND IT WILL ALWAYS BE REAL !!!!!!!!!!

 

If you still haven’t believed it, click the “REAL” above.

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One thought on “SPAM! Chapter 2

  1. Wanna know how much is it each object?
    Ask it here and leave a reply!

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